Topless Waitresses For The Boob Man or Nude For The Butt Guy?

Let’s be honest, it’s a tough call and unless you’ve entered into some sort of bizarre love triangle with a mermaid and a torso-less latex doll, you’re not going to be pressed to make a decision on which is better any time soon. The question of which of the two is sexier has been a topic of debate in the world’s pubs, bars, strip clubs and dancehalls since time immemorial. Unsurprisingly, there has been plenty of research done into the reasons why someone prefers one or the other and there are some interesting factors at play which could be influencing whether you rate Kim Kardashian or vintage Pamela Anderson.

Where you come from

In 2014, online statistics to look into this age old question found that the country you live in can have a strong influence on what you prefer. In fact, preferences can almost be divided continentally. Europe, Russia, Canada, Asia and Australia all preferring boobs and Africa, North and South America, and the Middle East all preferring butts. Cultural factors obviously play a role here as well as the prevalence of different body types (i.e. big bronzed asses in Brazil and busty hourglass figures in Italy).

Subconscious desires

According to psychology professor David Buss Ph.D and sex expert Eric M. Garrison, the attraction to asses is primal and part of a deep-seated desire to ‘taste the forbidden fruit’. From an evolutionary perspective, the attraction to large buttocks, wide hips and a tiny waist is driven by the desire to procreate, as these physical traits were indicators of fertility. In addition to this, the ass has always been held up as a sexual taboo with ‘entering from the rear’ drawing associations of animals and sexual deviancy.

Your personality

Although it’s a little dusty the 1968 Wiggins study has some interesting things to say about the role personality plays in physical preferences. Men who are into large breasts tend to be more of a guy’s guy with masculine interests, an extroverted and independent nature as well as a tendency to date frequently. On the flipside, men who like a large ass tend to be intelligent, business minded, meticulous and driven by a desire to succeed and achieve.

At the end of the day, who really cares? If you’re tossing up between hiring some topless waitresses or investing in a jaw dropping show involving anal play, you’re going to be enjoying yourself either way.

One thought on “Topless Waitresses For The Boob Man or Nude For The Butt Guy?

  1. This should be put to a vote? I personally like a bit of mystery, to be kept guessing, some intrigue etc. So a topless waitress is plenty where I come from..

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *